Sunday Scribblings : Hot Bedtime Stories
Believe it or not , to me bedtime stories mean x rated stories. . It's the kind that you keep away from your parents and teachers . I guess it's because my parents are not 
storytellers when were were children . It's straight to bed , lights off and complete silence until the morning . Fables and fairy tales were done as part of the school stuff .
storytellers when were were children . It's straight to bed , lights off and complete silence until the morning . Fables and fairy tales were done as part of the school stuff .The first time I heard ' bedtime stories ' was in school. There's this enterprising classmate of mine that went around during recess time to peddle a pamplet size materials containing naughty stories that titilated us young boys . He called 'em ' bedtime stories '.
' It's only for a buck ' Mr. Hugh Hefner Jr. would say while he showed the b.s. to us . He normally provided us a slight peek into the banned stuff .
One time , the teacher noticed the commotion and asked ' What's happening over there ?' The issue shown that day was really ' hot ' that the usual recess time was not
enough to satisfy our curiosity whichwas carried over to our English class .
' Nothing , mam ' said Mr.Hefner Jr while he concealed the stuff in his jacket . Our teacher , not satisfied , approached him and demanded that he revealed what he placed inside his jacket .
He hesitated at first , then finally gave in ' Here , mam ' Mr. Playboy answered cooly . ' It is just a copy of Moby Dick ' he added as he pointed to the cover .
Just about then , the teacher was called by the Principal . ' OK class '. ' Bring out your book and read page 55 ' she said before leaving the room .
' Whew ' was our collectively sigh of relief. You see, Moby Dick may be the title but it's not about a certain whale and Captain Ahab .
From theneon , we boys called each other , dickheads !
' It's only for a buck ' Mr. Hugh Hefner Jr. would say while he showed the b.s. to us . He normally provided us a slight peek into the banned stuff .
One time , the teacher noticed the commotion and asked ' What's happening over there ?' The issue shown that day was really ' hot ' that the usual recess time was not
enough to satisfy our curiosity whichwas carried over to our English class .' Nothing , mam ' said Mr.Hefner Jr while he concealed the stuff in his jacket . Our teacher , not satisfied , approached him and demanded that he revealed what he placed inside his jacket .
He hesitated at first , then finally gave in ' Here , mam ' Mr. Playboy answered cooly . ' It is just a copy of Moby Dick ' he added as he pointed to the cover .
Just about then , the teacher was called by the Principal . ' OK class '. ' Bring out your book and read page 55 ' she said before leaving the room .
' Whew ' was our collectively sigh of relief. You see, Moby Dick may be the title but it's not about a certain whale and Captain Ahab .
From theneon , we boys called each other , dickheads !
nice cover :p
Posted by
b o o |
10:23 PM
Funny story! I wonder what happened to that kid...
Posted by
Lisa Johnson |
11:07 AM
Funny story!
Thanks for sharing it!
Margie
Posted by
Margie |
8:34 PM
funny man:)
Posted by
sophie |
3:29 PM
How funny was that? Kids being kids, people being people, there is always one of those. It's amazing how the more things change, the more they remain the same.
Posted by
lightfeather |
7:14 PM
boo - lifesaver too.
angel - bigtime pimp, i guess !
anali - that kid is probably featured as one of those caught in nbc's 'to catch a predator'
samuru - welcome !
sophie - lol.
lightfeather - kids will be kids while adults will be pervert , i guess !
Posted by
che |
8:14 PM