Sunday Scribblings : Hot Bedtime Stories
Believe it or not , to me bedtime stories mean x rated stories. . It's the kind that you keep away from your parents and teachers . I guess it's because my parents are not storytellers when were were children . It's straight to bed , lights off and complete silence until the morning . Fables and fairy tales were done as part of the school stuff .
The first time I heard ' bedtime stories ' was in school. There's this enterprising classmate of mine that went around during recess time to peddle a pamplet size materials containing naughty stories that titilated us young boys . He called 'em ' bedtime stories '.
' It's only for a buck ' Mr. Hugh Hefner Jr. would say while he showed the b.s. to us . He normally provided us a slight peek into the banned stuff .
One time , the teacher noticed the commotion and asked ' What's happening over there ?' The issue shown that day was really ' hot ' that the usual recess time was not enough to satisfy our curiosity whichwas carried over to our English class .
' Nothing , mam ' said Mr.Hefner Jr while he concealed the stuff in his jacket . Our teacher , not satisfied , approached him and demanded that he revealed what he placed inside his jacket .
He hesitated at first , then finally gave in ' Here , mam ' Mr. Playboy answered cooly . ' It is just a copy of Moby Dick ' he added as he pointed to the cover .
Just about then , the teacher was called by the Principal . ' OK class '. ' Bring out your book and read page 55 ' she said before leaving the room .
' Whew ' was our collectively sigh of relief. You see, Moby Dick may be the title but it's not about a certain whale and Captain Ahab .
From theneon , we boys called each other , dickheads !
' It's only for a buck ' Mr. Hugh Hefner Jr. would say while he showed the b.s. to us . He normally provided us a slight peek into the banned stuff .
One time , the teacher noticed the commotion and asked ' What's happening over there ?' The issue shown that day was really ' hot ' that the usual recess time was not enough to satisfy our curiosity whichwas carried over to our English class .
' Nothing , mam ' said Mr.Hefner Jr while he concealed the stuff in his jacket . Our teacher , not satisfied , approached him and demanded that he revealed what he placed inside his jacket .
He hesitated at first , then finally gave in ' Here , mam ' Mr. Playboy answered cooly . ' It is just a copy of Moby Dick ' he added as he pointed to the cover .
Just about then , the teacher was called by the Principal . ' OK class '. ' Bring out your book and read page 55 ' she said before leaving the room .
' Whew ' was our collectively sigh of relief. You see, Moby Dick may be the title but it's not about a certain whale and Captain Ahab .
From theneon , we boys called each other , dickheads !